Because I can’t figure out which part of today was most entertaining. Let’s start with the departure from the hotel in Rome when Paolo arranged for a taxi to take us to the station to pick up our rental car. There we found ourselves second in line and still waited far longer than one should have to wait for a single male to rent a car. I think it took less time for me to write my dissertation! When it was just about to be our turn, a woman walked up and politely asked if she could step in for a moment because her GPS wasn’t working. I have never figured out how to say no to such requests but think I may need to do so for the future. What ensued was an exchange worthy of bad sitcom status: the guy behind the counter arguing with the woman – in English which was the native tongue for neither of them – about why he refused to fix her GPS unit. He was trying to explain that there was nothing he could do because he did not have a replacement there; she was trying to get him to diagnose and fix her problem. Reality TV couldn’t have come up with a better scenario – the rental car guy was now really upset because his line is growing and she is “disrespecting his customers” and she is upset because he wants her to go to the rental car counter at the airport which she can’t find without a GPS unit. (Cue laughter.)
She is eventually pacified with a paper map and directions – how 20th century! – and we pick up our car and are off. There are many who remember from my early driving days that my family has not had good luck with white Ford automobiles (1 totaled, 1 seized engine, 1 died of abuse) so I was less than enthusiastic that we had been given a white Ford CMax – which was plenty roomy and fit all our bags and I wasn’t going to drive anyway so I shouldn’t care. (Repeated often under my breath as we headed out of town.)
Which was an adventure in and of itself – all roads may lead to Rome but few actually lead you out of it. At least, it was a challenge for our GPS unit (belongs to us, not the rental car company!) but eventually we made it onto the autostrade for the 3 hour trip to Florence. The scenery was everything we expected; I’m beginning to wonder if I’ve watched too many movies but Tuscany looked exactly as I thought it would. And driving through Florence to the hotel was nothing like I had hoped it would be! Even though we updated the European maps before we left, Sally (our name for the GPS) didn’t seem to know which streets were one way which led to a lot of “Recalculating route” messages before hearing “your destination is on the right.”
But we were not disappointed! Our room in the Hotel Collodi is magnificent – two floors with a staircase leading from the marble floored room with our queen-sized bed to the loft with the two singles for the kids. The car is parked in a secure lot about 50 meters away and we are about 5-10 minutes walk away from just about everything. We dumped the bags, parked the car and headed out to hit the Uffizi museum. I had booked timed tickets for the afternoon assuming that there wouldn’t be much to do on a Sunday afternoon. And I couldn’t have been more wrong! There were people everywhere and shops open to cater to them. We started dashing toward the river to get to the museum hoping to grab a bite to eat when we turned the corner at the end of the road from our hotel and there was a sign in the window of a pizza place with the magic words: senza glutine!
Yes, we found a gluten free pizza joint around the corner from the hotel. It turns out that Florence may be even better than Rome for celiac culinary choices: the Celiac Society of Italy lists about 34 restaurants in Florence that cater to GF clientele. That may not seem like a lot given than Tripadvisor says there are more than 1500 restaurants in Florence but it made me do a happy dance! We had a quick bite of delicious pizza (and even a GF beer!) before heading to the museum to get some culture.
And we tried. Really. We wanted to appreciate all the great masterpieces in the museum. But after the 20 or 30th painting of “Madonna and Child”, it’s really hard to be enthusiastic. We did enjoy comparing facial expressions and dimensions of Dutch artistis in the “Foreign painters gallery” but that didn’t last very long. So we started trying to connect sculptures with songs just to stay engaged. That a bust of one of the de Medici’s reminded us of Beethoven’s ninth symphony would probably not surprise anyone. However, there was a hall of Roman statues that launched us into choruses of 70’s disco music for which we are likely never to be allowed back in.{sigh}
After our cultural excursion, we got our daily gelato (so much more expensive here than in Rome!) and wandered through the market places of the city. There was one market under some ancient columns that made it seem as if Jesus was going to come and throw them all out like a Biblical scene! There’s my Sunday bible reference to make up for not going to church today.
We wandered extensively all over town and have become quite charmed with the city. It did take us until 6pm to hit the minimum 10K steps but I’ll take comfort in the fact that we did spend 3 hours in the car today.
After some respite and planning, dinner was at a family run restaurant nearby which advertised a “senza glutine” menu. We had a fabulous antipasti plate – including my first pate (chicken liver not goose) with GF bread. Then I had spinach and ricotta gnudi (not quite gnocchi but not quite dumplings either) smothered in olive oil and Parmesan. The boys shared a special steak and arugula dish meant for two – apparently, Florentine beef is a specialty here – and Gillian had a stew with red wine an peppercorn sauce. Then various cakes and profiteroles for desert, including a lemon concoction for me which was lovely.
Now off to bed before tomorrow’s adventures of many churches and possible a tilted tower.
Step count: 15, 418 or 6.64 miles (we’re slackers today)
Nun count: 0 but we didn’t get into any churches today.