After two grey days the sun came back – not roaring back as it was peeping out from behind some clouds but it was definitely there. We had another hearty breakfast (have to enjoy this good bacon while we can) and then it was time to dust of the hiking boots to walk on some Scottish hills.
We headed to Alva Glen, a wee gem in the Ochils with a well defined foot path and some challenging rock clambering. It has one other feature that is a real draw for me: waterfalls. I got my fill of stained glass yesterday so today I would get to play near (read: in) the water.
It’s not really a challenging hike per se as the footpath is well maintained but there are some sheer drops and a few places where you need to climb up or down rock face so that means you do need to pay attention. It didn’t take long before we had to shed our top layer as the sun decided to stay out and the exertion kept us plenty warm. I had also decided to bring my rain jack to prevent it from actually raining so I
had two layers to manage. But in the end it was well worth it. We had done this hike with the kids many years ago and the decent into Smuggler’s Cave was one I remembered well. It was soooooo tempting to shed all the layers and swim in the burn but alas, we did not have a to
wel. (You would think with the number of times I’ve read The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, I would have learned.) In clambering over some of the mossy rocks, my left boot ended up in the water and I could have used a towel then. The return hike had the distinct footfall pattern of stomp, squelch, stomp, squelch…. It took all afternoon for the leg of my jeans to completely dry.
Sweaty but with souls recharged, we headed west toward Glasgow with the intention of visiting the Glengoyne distillery just outside Killern. We stopped at the Old Mill in the village for lunch and that plan got a bit scuppered. Lunch was absolutely fabulous from the excellent homemade butternut squash soup to the sharing board for two: slabs of bread, oatcakes, salmon with lemon creme fraiche, venison salami, farmhouse cheddar, and chicken liver pate. All GF and all fabulously delicious. It is definitely on our list of places to visit again. Who knows? Maybe this time we’ll make it to the distillery. But then maybe not. Part of the reason we chucked that part of the day was because we decided that it didn’t make sense for us to pay £10 for a tasting tour when we have heard half a dozen times how whiskey is made and we really just wanted a taste. Which we could get at the pub for a lot less and not have to worry about driving home through the hills. So back through to town to run a few errands before the big gala.
Last time we visited, we were able to get the whole family together for a meal. We weren’t quite that successful this time – 2 out of 3 bunches were available and we’ll see the third lot one last time before we’re away on Sunday. So to the Torbrex Inn (which we could walk to from our flat) we were bound – a party of 10 who took up most of the back dining room, eating and drinking for the better part of 3 hours.
Today’s numbers:
- Number of times I stopped on the hike just to listen to the water fall: 8
- Number of (unique) swear words uttered during the squelchy return hike: 12
- Number of rounds of drinks the poor waitress had to fetch our rowdy bunch at dinner: 5?
- Number of tears of laughter streaming down my face during one of the family stories being recounted: uncountable.
- Number of steps: 10, 445 (4.5 miles – most of it straight up or down)





slugs. So we head our for another wander about the park and the town and caught this beautiful sunset from just below the King’s Knot. A few quick phone calls and we were back to Bannockburn to watch the end of the Scotland – Germany match (grrr) and have a few drinks and a blether before the taxi delivered us safely home again in the wee hours.
ould do my ten thousand steps between the front room and the bed room – 10 ceilings with ornate moulding and a dining table that seats 8! When I think of the progression of holiday flats we have had this trip: the tiny London flat where the dining table was squeezed in the front room behind the couch; the slightly larger Cornwall flat where the small table for two was in the kitchen (but still behind the couch); the slightly larger still Devon flat where the dining table seated 4 and was appropriately placed between the kitchen and the front room (and not tucked behind the couch); and now this were we could throw a dinner party complete with ballroom dancing!
day! Then out for a meal with Mum and one set of Cannon’s. Mum had to go back fairly early but that didn’t stop us from going up the road for a few wee drinks before bed. Interestingly enough, Scotland recently lowered their drunk driving limit from .08 to .05 which has translated in my family to zero tolerance for drunk driving here. So the drivers had Beck’s Blue non-alcoholic beer with dinner and then we dropped off a car and had a few drinks at the grand homestead before getting a taxi back to our flat. A safe but expensive option.
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t to Ness Beach. The dark red sand was obviously from the cliffs that towered over the beach. We wandered through the village, past the bowling green (which would be a recurring theme throughout the day) and decided to get a coffee at a harbor side cafe.

udo-home cooked dinner so it was time for tea. And it was fabulous! I wish I had known when they asked if we wanted extra butter that they meant it to be *in* the clotted cream – it made it unbelievably rich but nonetheless delicious. I haven’t had a decent scone for 7 years until today….
national park and didn’t cost anything. And the boots went on and the walk was underway. Some people who have hiked with me in the past will know that for me the only direction to go is up, and so that’s what we did. There were no trail markers or hand rails, no ice cream stands or souvenir shops; just a vast expanse of land, some tractor lanes and horse trails, boggy bits, scree and wildflowers. And after half an hour’s climb, the view was spectacular. Two old boys were up a the top with us and their radio controlled gliders and it was amazing to watch. It turns out that where we were hiking was one of Europe’s most important area of heathland that was nearl
y completely destroyed by fire in 1997. We could see some places where there were remnants of fire but otherwise I didn’t notice anything. Frank did notice the distinct lack of birds which is a known issue. There also has not been a resurgence of the butterfly population yet either.



I don’t think there is even a street light but there is a pub. The Thatched Tavern is at the bottom of a very steep hill on a road called Steep Hill (not making that up) and it has a lovely beer garden and restaurant and several things on the menu marked gluten free. So we went out for a very nice dinner. Frank was all about the mushrooms tonight having sautéed wild mushrooms with garlic on toast for a starter and mushroom and Stilton risotto for his main course. I had the beetroot and horseradish soup (interesting) and Brixham crab thermadore for my main. All was very nice – including the deserts (honeycomb cheesecake that Frank said was awesome and my Eton mess. Look it up. 🙂 ) A wander down a bit farther brought us to the beach at high tide (remember, the sea is always down) where 


ated during the Blitz. Unfortunately, the large concrete blocks that were put up in the downtown to replace whatever was there are pretty horrendous. One item did stand out though: St. Andrew’s church, now a minster, looked very much like an ancient cathedral. We wandered through the building and learned that it too had been devastated in the war. The building
blustery). But we needed to find our new home so we were off to Maidencomb. We sped along some fairly decent A roads until we needed to turn off and face another set of frighteningly narrow and twisty lanes. We eventually found the flat up an unmarked road which looked like an opening in a hedge but once we got to the house at the top of the lane, we were rewarded with very friendly “landlords”, an adorable house dog, and a view that is nothing short of spectacular.

