Day 16: Glens and gatherings

After two grey days the sun came back – not roaring back as it was peeping out from behind some clouds  but it was definitely there.  We had another hearty breakfast (have to enjoy this good bacon while we can) and then it was time to dust of the hiking boots to walk on some Scottish hills.

We headed to Alva Glen, a wee gem in the Ochils with a well defined foot path and some challenging rock clambering.  It has one other feature that is a real draw for me:  waterfalls.  I got my fill of stained glass yesterday so today I would get to play near (read: in) the water.

image imageIt’s not really a challenging hike per se as the footpath is well maintained but there are some sheer drops and a few places where you need to climb up or down rock face so that means you do need to pay attention.  It didn’t take long before we had to shed our top layer as the sun decided to stay out and the exertion kept us plenty warm.  I had also decided to bring my rain jack to prevent it from actually raining so I imagehad two layers to manage. But in the end it was well worth it.  We had done this hike with the kids many years ago and the decent into Smuggler’s Cave was one I remembered well. It was soooooo tempting to shed all the layers and swim in the burn but alas, we did not have a toimagewel. (You would think with the number of times I’ve read The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, I would have learned.)  In clambering over some of the mossy rocks, my left boot ended up in the water and I could have used a towel then.  The return hike had the distinct footfall pattern of stomp, squelch, stomp, squelch…. It took all afternoon for the leg of my jeans to completely dry.

Sweaty but with souls recharged, we headed west toward Glasgow with the intention of visiting the Glengoyne distillery just outside Killern.  We stopped at the Old Mill in the village for lunch and that plan got a bit scuppered.  Lunch was absolutely fabulous from the excellent homemade butternut squash soup to the sharing board for two: slabs of bread, oatcakes, salmon with lemon creme fraiche, venison salami, farmhouse cheddar, and chicken liver pate. All GF and all fabulously delicious.  It is definitely on our list of places to visit again.  Who knows?  Maybe this time we’ll make it to the distillery.  But then maybe not.  Part of the reason we chucked that part of the day was because we decided that it didn’t make sense for us to pay £10 for a tasting tour when we have heard half a dozen times how whiskey is made and we really just wanted a taste.  Which we could get at the pub for a lot less and not have to worry about driving home through the hills.  So back through to town to run a few errands before the big gala.

Last time we visited, we were able to get the whole family together for a meal.  We weren’t quite that successful this time – 2 out of 3 bunches were available and we’ll see the third lot one last time before we’re away on Sunday.  So to the Torbrex Inn (which we could walk to from our flat) we were bound – a party of 10 who took up most of the back dining room, eating and drinking for the better part of 3 hours.

Today’s numbers:

  • Number of times I stopped on the hike just to listen to the water fall: 8
  • Number of (unique) swear words uttered during the squelchy return hike: 12
  • Number of rounds of drinks the poor waitress had to fetch our rowdy bunch at dinner: 5?
  • Number of tears of laughter streaming down my face during one of the family stories being recounted: uncountable.
  • Number of steps: 10, 445 (4.5 miles – most of it straight up or down)

Day 15: Off tae Glesga!

The revelry of last night led to a much longer lie in than we had anticipated but we eventually roused ourselves and made our way into town to catch a train to Glasgow.  I suspect the “normal” tourist thing to do would be to go to Edinburgh but we’ve done that loads of times so this was chance to do something different.  Forty-one minutes on Scot Rail and we were at Queen Street station.

And if you wander about 15 minutes east of Queen Street station you get to Glasgow Cathedral.  (Which was open – so there Exeter!) It’s been standing since 1136 but the site has been considered holy ground since sometime around 930.  The stained glass is fabulous – all of it in a traditional style and all created since the second world war.  The tomb of St. Mungo (aka St.Kentigern), Glasgow’s patron saint is in the lower church.  The most recent bit of the building was completed in the late 1500’s.

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We then wandered over to the Necropolis – a Victorian cemetery on a hill next to the Cathedral.  The monuments are incredible and the view from the top magnificent even under grey skies.  The most prominent monument is one to John Knox, the father of the Presbyterian Church (Church of Scotland here).

Then it was off to find a spot of lunch in town.  One of the things I still find interesting is the set 2 or 3 course lunch menu that you’ll find in most restaurants.  In my youth it was colloquially known as “the businessmen’s lunch” and it’s a subset of the menu where you can pick a combination of starter, main and sweet for a set price.  We found a place that had lots of gluten free options and so I had pea and mint soup for my starter, kale salad for my main and a warm GF brownie with cream and chocolate sauce for my pudding.  All for the set price of £11.95.  (TMI:  Frank had a gruyere tart, paprika chicken on corn cakes, and a banoffee pavlova).

A short wander to Exchange Square brought us to the cultural event for the day:  the Gallery of Modern Art.  Only 2 of the 4 galleries were open so it wasn’t a long visit but it was long enough to reinforce my belief that I don’t understand “modern art”.  There were several pieces that appealed to me but others?  I just didn’t quite understand how they were considered art.  But we keep trying.

A quick tour up Sauchiehall Street led to Marks and Spencer.  I had seen a jumper in the the M&S in Exeter that I quite liked but didn’t do anything about it.  I thought it might be nice to try it on so I went to the M&S in the Thistle Center in Stirling but they didn’t have it.  So we had a minor quest to find the jumper in Glasgow.  And we did.  And I tried it on.  And I didn’t like it on me.  So I bought another jumper instead.  🙂

Then back to the train so we could have Frank’s mum around for dinner.  I whipped up a holiday version of spaghetti bolognese – which means it was pretty much all tinIMG_1320ned ingredients because I don’t have any spices or anything here.  I got no complaints from the diners though and we even followed it up with a raspberry meringue roulade (also courtesy of M&S) which was lovely.  Then it was time to get mum back to the home.  We did a bit more visiting in Broomridge and heard all about the lovely wee flat my niece is hoping to buy (keep your fingers crossed for her!).  And we hit the hay at a much more reasonable time.

Today’s numbers:

  • Minutes spent on the train: 41 outbound, 28 inbound
  • Number of “oohs” at the stained glass: at least a dozen
  • Number of photos of the house and KC that we bored relatives with: 125
  • Number of steps: 22,760 (9.97 miles)

Day 14: Grey skies and great visits

Our good luck with the sunshine came to an end today and we faced grey skies but  with little threat of rain.  A lighter breakfast of yoghurt and muesli was on the menu today since we were still a bit sluggish from the chippy supper the night before.  Then off to see if Frank’s mum was up for an outing.

We arrived to find her in the midst of getting her hair and make up done and so we piled the newly coiffed granny into the car with her wheelchair and went a imagevisiting.  First stop, her sister’s house in Bridge of Allan where we had tea and biscuits and shared photos and stories from our new life in Kansas City.  And then off to lunch – we headed back to the Birds and Bees since it had all the requisite elements for an outing: gluten free menu options, quiet atmosphere, not a lot of stairs and, of course, alcohol.  We had a lovely time and Frank’s mum absolutely murdered her fish and chips – I can’t remember the last time we saw her eat so well.

But all good things come to an end and mum was ready to get back to the care home.  We dropped her off and got her sorted and then wandered into town to take care of a few things.  We had some time before our next social event so Frank caught a nap and I got in some yoga.  Then to Cambusbarron for a great catchup with great friends.  We could have reminisced more about all the old times – our engagement party and wedding and all the adventures from 30 years ago – but we have too much fun chatting about things in the present.  Which we did over Indian take away (our now traditional “box of curry”) and drinks.  Many drinks.  Maybe too many drinks.  It was after 1 am when we got home – luckily it’s just a 15 minute walk.

Today’s numbers:

  • Number of incredibly kind and caring people we talked to just today at the care home: 5
  • Number of jokes made about Frank’s mum dancing on the table: 6
  • Number of times we’ve had a “box of curry” in Cambusbarron: 4? 5?
  • Number of steps: 10, 902 (4.69 miles)

Day 13: Sitting and Scottish sunshine

More beautiful sunshine met us when we woke this morning so it was off for a run around the King’s Park.  It was a tad chillier than I had planned for (44 degrees!) so the shorts maybe weren’t the best option but I managed to spend half an hour running all over town before returning to make bacon and egg sandwiches.  Then we had some housekeeping to do so the rest of the morning was spent unpacking and getting organized.

Then off to visit Frank’s mum.  She still wasn’t feeling great so sat and had a cup of tea and then were off to visit more relatives.  We next went round to Auntie Jean’s house for a wee visit where we sat and had a chat.  Then off to get some lunch at the Birds and Bees where I hadn’t been for decades.  It was quite a nice meal and by now the sun had warmed the air and we were flirting with 70 degrees. Now it’s off to visit more Cannon’s who can always be found sitting in the garden when the sun is out.  More tea, more conversation with various relatives as they arrived home or passed through, more sitting in the sunshine.  A very relaxing afternoon overall.  Then we stopped at the chippy on the Glasgow roach (chicken supper for me, haggis for Frank) and enjoyed all their greasy glory.

And felt like bigIMG_1316.JPG slugs.  So we head our for another wander about the park and the town and caught this beautiful sunset from just below the King’s Knot.  A few quick phone calls and we were back to Bannockburn to watch the end of the Scotland – Germany match (grrr) and have a few drinks and a blether before the taxi delivered us safely home again in the wee hours.

Today’s numbers:

  • Relatives and sundry folks chatted with: 12
  • Number of times they thanked us for bringing the sunshine: 6
  • Number of cups of tea consumed: 4
  • Number of steps: 9881 (4.25 miles) – nearly all of which came after dinner.

Day 12: But you can go home

And that was the number one item on today’s agenda:  get to Scotland.  We managed a decent night’s sleep and had a good breakfast before packing up and continuing the trek north.  We would like to have spent some time wandering around the village but as it was 9:30 on a Sunday morning, that wouldn’t have yielded much.  So back to the M6  we went.

Luckily the day was bright and sunny and the road works minimal.  We did a quick stop outside Carlisle to see parts of Hadrian’s wall – built by the Roman emperor Hadrian around 122 AD to help define and control the borders of the Roman empire.  (The common understanding is that it was to keep the barbarous hoards of Scots out of the empire.) It’s a pretty impressive feat: 73 miles long from coast to coast, 15 feet high and about 5 feet thick with sentry towers every 5 miles or so.  The whole wall isn’t standing anymore – in fact nearby Lanercost priory was built using some materials scavenged from the wall.

We didn’t venture on further to the Roman fort and the better preserved sections of the wall but did appreciate the short stop to stretch our legs and soak in some history.  A short stop for petrol and the loo, then back to the motorway fully armed with road trip snacks:  Irn Bru and crisps! A few miles later we crossed the border into Scotland.

And off to start the visiting part of the trip.  Now we got to see people and places that are both dear and familiar but who have schedules of their own of which we need to be cognizant.  No more spontaneous adventures if we wanted others to be involved but we had managed those expectations some time ago.  A quick stop by one Cannon household to check in and see how things were going (as they had just returned from their holidays the day before) and it was off to see Frank’s mom.  She had some notion we were coming but didn’t know when so it was a nice we surprise when we popped round to see her in the care home.  We had a quick visit with a promise to come round later and take her out for a meal. Then we had to get to our flat and unload, do some shopping and settle in for the week.

And what a flat!  You could get lost in this place! True it is just a one bedroom but I cimageould do my ten thousand steps between the front room and the bed room – 10 ceilings with ornate moulding and a dining table that seats 8!  When I think of the progression of holiday flats we have had this trip: the tiny London flat where the dining table was squeezed in the front room behind the couch; the slightly larger Cornwall flat where the small table for two was in the kitchen (but still behind the couch); the slightly larger still Devon flat where the dining table seated 4 and was appropriately placed between the kitchen and the front room (and not tucked behind the couch); and now this were we could throw a dinner party complete with ballroom dancing!

A quick trip into town was needed for a few essentials and we were able to spend some time soaking up some rare Scottish sunshine:  it was a brawimage day! Then out for a meal with Mum and one set of Cannon’s.  Mum had to go back fairly early but that didn’t stop us from going up the road for a few wee drinks before bed.  Interestingly enough, Scotland recently lowered their drunk driving limit from .08 to .05 which has translated in my family to zero tolerance for drunk driving here.   So the drivers had Beck’s Blue non-alcoholic beer with dinner and then we dropped off a car and had a few drinks at the grand homestead before getting a taxi back to our flat.  A safe but expensive option.

Today’s numbers:

  • Miles driven: 250 or so
  • Roadwork queues encountered: 1
  • Pints of Strongbow consumed: 3?4? didn’t really count that one…
  • Steps taken: 8,731 (3.76 miles)

Day 11: You can’t always go back

(Posted a day late which will be explained later.)

Today we awoke in our lovely bed and breakfast to grey skies but a fantastic breakfast.  We had a lovely chat with another couple visiting from Colorado Springs but then it was time to hit the road.  Today’s destination: the Lake District.  But not just anywhere in the Lake District; we were bound for the Whoop Hall Inn where we went 28 years ago to celebrate our engagement.

imageUp first: a stop at Kenilworth Castle near Warwick.  Once the home of Robert Dudley, Earl of Leicester and rumored lover of Queen Elizabeth, it was built in the 12th century an fell in to disrepair after the Civil War in the mid 17th century.  The entire thing  wasn’t a ruin though:  one of the buildings had been fitted out as a house in the 18th century and it was closing early imagefor  a wedding ceremony.  We wandered about the grounds, including the Elizabethan gardens, for well more than an hour, soaking in the history around us.  It was wonderful to get the feel for how things were back then – a really interesting way to go back in time.

And then back to the car for the rest of the trip north.  More than 2 hours on the M6…. yawn… I don’t know why long road trips here are so much more painful than at home but they are for me. We stopped at some point for a quick bite to eat and stretch our legs and then back on the road. And then we pulled up to the hotel that was our destination. Got checked in and marveled at the changes that had taken place since we had been here last – which was at some point with the kids so it was in the last 10 years.  We unloaded the cases, put on the hiking boots and wandered around on the public foot paths posted around the inn.  Now imageI know why they call it walking instead of hiking – we just wandered across fields with no clearly marked trails but more slight indentations in the long grass through groups of sheep and other grazing animals. But it was a fine way to stretch the legs before dinner.

So we actually dressed up a bit and went to dinner in the hotel restaurant.  We weren’t expecting things to be anywhere close to what they were back in the day but things were just plain weird.  For example, this is the first hotel I have been imagein for at least a decade that didn’t have a hair dryer.  You could request one from reception but why would you require that?  And we reserved a table for 7:30 and when we went to the restaurant at that time, we were told to order at the bar.  What?  Okay, we ordered our starter and main at the bar and sat down with our drinks.  Shortly we were taken to a table in the restaurant where our meals were promptly delivered.  It was obvious that they were short of staff and they did a fine job of getting our meals out in a reasonable amount of time but they were really nothing special.  We decided that it was time to give up on nostalgia and just start making new memories.  We know that you can’t go back but it would be nice if you could go forward with some confidence.

Today’s numbers:

  • Days late in posting this because the hotel wifi didn’t really work: 1
  • Disappointments that piled up during the evening:  at least 6
  • Steps we managed to get in before disillusionment set in: 16, 638 (7.16 miles)

Day 10: Definitely a dog day

And so another transition day dawns. We packed up our belongings and the car and headed northward.  The original plan was to trek all the way to the Lake District today and then visit my family tomorrow but the fates did not allow for that so we planned a two-stop strategy and headed for the Cotswolds today.  We had decided that our last activity in Devon would be a trip to Exeter Cathedral (haven’t had enough stained glass yet!) so we dropped off some dirty clothes at a local laundrette for a service wash and headed to the Cathedral for some history, photography, and quiet reflection.

AND IT WAS CLOSED! Grrr…. No visitors today because the Cathedral was hosting the commencement event for The Open University.  Now I’m a big fan of imageeducation and The Open University was doing distance learning before any one had thought of MOOCs but why did they have to be in THIS particular cathedral on THIS particular day?  I was miffed.  Okay, I still am a bit miffed.

So we wandered around the high street killing time until the laundry was done.  Exeter is actually a very interesting city and has far more character than some places we’ve been this trip (read: Plymouth). But it wasn’t enough to soothe my angry soul.  So after the requisite wait time, we decided to grab some lunch before picking up the laundry and we found a bright spot in the bad day:  Tea on the Green, serving gluten free pasties!  They actually had a pretty extensive gluten free menu but the one thing I didn’t get in Cornwall or Devon was a pasty imageand now was my chance. And it was lovely!  Being right across from the cathedral (grumble), there were lots of people in their graduation garb in the restaurant with us.  It was most entertaining.  As was the dog under the table next to me, Maisie was her name. But more on dogs later.

So lunch completed, graduates congratulated, laundry retrieved, and we were on the road again.  A short two hours and 20 minutes and we would be at a bed and breakfast in Little Compton, just outside Moreton-in-Marsh (any Agatha Raisin fans out there?)  Or that was how it was supposed to go until there was an accident on the M5 which added more than an hour to the journey.  By the time we got to the B&B, there was just enough time to get checked in and have a cup of tea before heading out to dinner.  The owner of the B&B had made reservations at The Red Lion in Long Compton, not to be confused with the Red Lion in Little Compton.  And boy were we glad she did – what a fantastic meal! Another bright spot in the dog day.

Which brings me to dogs.  The English LOVE their dogs.  They bring them everywhere – and not just the pocket purse sized dogs either.  All dogs of all sizes.  Maisie who kept us company at lunch was a cocker spaniel.  Tonight at the Red Lion, there were no fewer than 5 dogs in the pub – 4 looked like black labs and one was a Scottie dog.  FIVE DOGS IN THE PUB.  I can just see the US Health inspectors cringing…

So not much to report today but there might be a few numbers of interest:

  • Number of times we sped up and then slowed down again during the hour long traffic jam: 6
  • Number of times the car in front of us changed lanes trying to get ahead of everyone else in the traffic jam: 4
  • Number of dogs in the pub tonight: FIVE
  • Number of steps along the Exeter high street while waiting for our laundry because the cathedral was CLOSED: 11,506 (496 miles)
  • Number of capital letters used in this post to indicate emphasis: 40

Day 9: Doing Devon

Today dawned cloudy and cool which just cried out for a full yoga practice before dragging Frank out of bed for today’s adventures. We had toyed with lots of potential itineraries but decided that since the weather wasn’t really conducive to going to the beach, we would be happy with going to the beach towns.  Bacon sandwiches for breakfast and we hit the road and headed north.

First stop Shaldon – described by some as a drinking town with a fishing problem.  We wandered through “Smuggler’s Tunnel” (the remnants of an old lime kiln) to geimaget to Ness Beach.  The dark red sand was obviously from the cliffs that towered over the beach.  We wandered through the village, past the bowling green (which would be a recurring theme throughout the day)  and decided to get a coffee at a harbor side cafe.

Fully caffeinated, we moved up the coast to Teignmouth where the day’s shopping was in full swing.  We wandered around the town popping into the various shops in search of a few items: a new blue scarf and a plain cardigan.  For once I feel I may have under packed slightly – I was daft and only brought one fleece and none of the scarfs are actually helpful in a chilly breeze.  So to the charity shops we went.  And we were very successful!  I got both a blue and a deep wine scarf (£3 each).  A few shops later,£3 got me a lovely tan cardigan. (Insert old lady joke here!) While wandering, we happened into a custom shoe shop.  We had seen one yesterday in Totnes as well but didn’t really consider any of their goods.  This one had the coolest purple boots in the window so I *had* to go in.  And while I didn’t seriously consider the boots, there were several pairs of shoes that were very seriously doable… and on sale… and one was my size… and my orthotics fit… It didn’t take much for me to walk out of there with grey hand made shoes that were SOOOO comfortable that I forgot I was wearing new shoes.  So much fun!

Once we had exhausted our entertainment options in Teignmouth, we headed south to Brixham where we had seen some entertaining pirate-themed touristy stuff a few days ago.  We parked and wandered and found that there was a full size replica of a 16th centuryimage galleon originally sailed by Sir Francis Drake.  The replica has been in the harbor since 1969 and the pirate themed stuff that surrounds it is ever so entertaining.  Picture a plethora of aging Jack Sparrow wannabes….

But the real purpose for our stopping in this particular town at lunchtime was that I had read about another chippy that did gluten free fish and chips.  David’s was a normal looking fish and chips take away that just so happened to have a dedicated friar and even sold GF maltish vinegar.  So fish suppers we had for lunch and we sat on the stoop outside the shop enjoying the fish and the sunshine.

After we tired of the pirates, we headed to a quintessentially British seaside area in Paighton called imagePreston Beach where the beach front is lined with lined with colorful little beach huts.  I don’t know who owns them or how they are allotted but there were several people sitting outside theirs while we were there and they seem like small cabins for changing, storing beach chairs and the like, and in some cases preparing food and drink.  At least one we saw had a propane burner with a kettle on it….

And then it was time to head to the queen of the south Devon coast – Torquay.  Frank’s aunt and uncle have been coming to this part of the country, and I believe this town, on holiday for years and it was time for us to explore there as well. Of course, I had an ulterior motive… One of the stereotypical things to do in Cornwall or Devon is to have a cream tea.  This usually consists of several scones, jam and clotted cream .  Not necessarily something that celiacs can enjoy easily but I had read a blog post about The Singing Kettle that did gluten free cream teas and so we had a destination! Now to be fair, I had seen several other cafes in the last two days that had advertised that they did gluten free cream teas but the timing wasn’t right.  Today it was: it had been several hours since our fried lunch and would be several more before our pseimageudo-home cooked dinner so it was time for tea.  And it was fabulous!  I wish I had known when they asked if we wanted extra butter that they meant it to be *in* the clotted cream – it made it unbelievably rich but nonetheless delicious. I haven’t had a decent scone for 7 years until today….

We did another wander around another town but having no new quest, it wasn’t as much fun and we were getting tired.  We explored a bit to find a shop that had the few things we needed for dinner and then it was back to the flat for tatties and mince and packing.  Tomorrow we start the trek north.

Today’s numbers:

  • Towns visited: 5
  • Amount of alcohol consumed during meals out: 0
  • Amount of fat consumed during meals out: uncountable
  • Number of steps (all along various high streets): 21,674 (9.34 miles)

Day 8: Where we learn what we are (and are not) willing to pay for

(Apologies for ending a title in a preposition.)

We managed to sleep in a bit and awoke to more brilliant sunshine. Another lovely fry up for breakfast – including tomatoes from the owner’s greenhouse! – and we hit the road.  The general plan was to hike on Dartmoor in the morning and then wander around Brixham, a little seaside town that looked very interesting when we had a quick drive through yesterday. We did some quick searches on line last night and found out that there was a waterfall on the moor so that was where we headed.

I should have known when I found a tourist brochure for Becky Falls in the flat and it showed were the ice cream stand and gift shop were.  But alas, the alarm bells didn’t go off until 40 minutes later when we were about to pull into the car park and saw the sign board saying that entrance would be £7.95 PER PERSON.  There are 954 square kilometers (~368 square miles) of moorland and for this small patch they were going to charge us stupid money to see the water running down the rocks.  Nope, I wasn’t having any of that. It wasn’t the amount, it was the principle of the things.  If it was a charge by the National Trust or the park service that would go toward maintaining the land, that would be one thing but this was not that.  I’m all for capitalism but I don’t have to support all private enterprise.

So we turned around and drove back the way we had come.  Frank turned sharply into an barely identifiable car park at the foot of a huge hill which was part of theimage national park and didn’t cost anything.  And the boots went on and the walk was underway.  Some people who have hiked with me in the past will know that for me the only direction to go is up, and so that’s what we did.  There were no trail markers or hand rails, no ice cream stands or souvenir shops; just a vast expanse of land, some tractor lanes and horse trails, boggy bits, scree and wildflowers.  And after half an hour’s climb, the view was spectacular.  Two old boys were up a the top with us and their radio controlled gliders and it was amazing to watch. It turns out that where we were hiking was one of Europe’s most important area of heathland that was nearlimagey completely destroyed by fire in 1997.  We could see some places where there were remnants of fire but otherwise I didn’t notice anything.  Frank did notice the distinct lack of birds which is a known issue.  There also has not been a resurgence of the butterfly population yet either.

And then back down we went and on to an interim stop: Buckfast Abbey.  A working Benedictine monastery that was founded in the time of King Canute  (~1000 AD) and was closed during the monastic clearances in the time of Henry image VIII and the reformation.  It was reopened and rebuilt in the early 20th century and the results are just beautiful. (BTW, the abbey cost nothing to get into although I would have gladly paid.  I did buy a guidebook and light a candle for my mom though).

We started heading for Brixham to grab some lunch but decided to stop half way at a little town called Totnes.  And that was all she wrote.  It’s yet another adorable little town with winding streets lined with shops and cafes.  We did a quick wander and wound up at The Wild Fig cafe where they had lots of gluten free options.  I had GF goat cheese and spinach quiche and Frank had ostrich and thyme pie.  Yup, ostrich.  And it was also gluten free.  While we were there we noticed that they sold wine from a local winery about 3 miles out of town.  Our chances of getting to the cute seaside town were waning faster by the minute.

We then decided to wander around town a bit to see what was up.  That’s when we noticed the plethora of pink hair, shaved heads, and orange dreads.  The smell of patchouli wafted from several shops and there was nothing but free trade coffee and organic produce to be foimageund.  We had stumbled upon the Berkeley of Devon! I thought we had been really luck to find a cafe with gluten free options but they were everywhere – along with vegan ones, people always lump us together. All along the shopping street, one shop after another – if it wasn’t a fair trade coffee shop, it was an art gallery or a charity shop. It was so much fun! There was even a 15th century parish church (St. Mary’s) that is still in use today even with the stone screen across the altar.  The stained glass was quite a contrast the the more modern work we had seen at the Abbey.

Eventually the parking time was up but we had found a brochure for the local winery and had a new destination.  Sharpham winery and cheese makers – why not have a vineyard and a dairy farm?  We paid for the tour and tasting (£8.95 for a wander through the vineyards and tasting of 3 wines and two cheeses) which somehow also didn’t bother me like the waterfall entry fee.  It turns out that we were the only ones there for the 4pm tasting so we got all the attention image imagewe wanted.  The woman doing the tasting used to live in Virginia Beach so we could even discuss Virginia wines.  We got a history of the property and heard about what grapes grow well there (Madeleine Angevine) and which ones they struggle with (pinot noir).  None of wines were bad – and we’ve had BAD wines – and two of them appealed to us enough to buy a bottle. Then we wandered around in the vines and headed for home.

Well not exactly home.  We had decided to give the chef a break from heating up ready meals and eat at the stupidly adorable pub in the village. Maidencombe is not that big –home-2 I don’t think there is even a street light but there is a pub. The Thatched Tavern is at the bottom of a very steep hill on a road called Steep Hill (not making that up) and it has a lovely beer garden and restaurant and several things on the menu marked gluten free.  So we went out for a very nice dinner.  Frank was all about the mushrooms tonight having sautéed wild mushrooms with garlic on toast for a starter and mushroom and Stilton risotto for his main course.  I had the beetroot and horseradish soup (interesting) and Brixham crab thermadore for my main. All was very nice – including the deserts (honeycomb cheesecake that Frank said was awesome and my Eton mess. Look it up. 🙂 ) A wander down a bit farther brought us to the beach at high tide (remember, the sea is always down) where imagethere were seals feeding in the cove.  But the wine and the wandering had taken their toll and it was time to head home.

Today’s numbers:

  • Wine’s tasted: 5
  • Charity shops browsed: 12 (no joke!)
  • Cafe’s in Totnes advertising gluten free baked goods: 4
  • Calories consumed: I don’t want to know
  • Steps: 16, 282 (7.01) but no where near enough after that dinner!

Day 7: On to Devon via Minions, moor, and a minster

And today we bid farewell to Cornwall.  We got a fairly early start and headed up the A30 toward Bodmin Moor – it was time for the hiking boots to come back out.  (Funny but the British don’t “hike”, they “walk”.  ) We had identified a walk on the southern part of the moor that started in the town of Minions.  image2Yes, that is the name of the town and has been for more than 400 years.  Nevertheless, they have capitalized on the fame from the little yellow ones.  We parked at a trail head for “the Hurlers” – a stone ring so named because legend had it that boys playing at hurling ( a game like field hockey) on a Sunday were punished by being turned to stone. We had purchased a guidebook with a “map” of a walk in it but decided to scrap that and just do what we do best – wander.  Across the moor, past large cattle, horses, and sheep (and around the droppings of large cattle, horses and sheep.) Our goal:  a big hunk of rocks (tor) at the edge of a quarry.

The Cheesewring is a rock formation at the top of Stowe’s Hill.  It was a fabulous scramble up the front of a large hill to get to the rockimage3 formation and the views across the moor were breathtaking. We clambered down the rocks and headed into town to the Cheesewring pub – the highest pub in Cornwall, BTW – for a lovely pub lunch and a wander through the village before hitting the road again.

We were bound for Torquay – or rather a village just north of it and our route took us through Plymouth.  Being from Massachusetts and having learned all about Plymouth Rock, I was curious to see why people had fled from here.  Granted, it was unlikely that I would discover that particular item in the hour we spent walking around but I could see why others might want to flee: it’s a particularly ugly town.  To be fair, it’s not Plymouth’s fault as the city was pretty much devastimage4ated during the Blitz. Unfortunately, the large concrete blocks that were put up in the downtown to replace whatever was there are pretty horrendous.  One item did stand out though:  St. Andrew’s church, now a minster, looked very much like an ancient cathedral.  We wandered through the building and learned that it too had been devastated in the war.  The building
was bombed so that all that was left was the outside walls.  Yet the rubble got cleared and the congregation met for several years in “the garden church” where greenery was placed inside the roofless shell and worship continued nonetheless. It took more than a decade to replace the roof and get the building back in order but what  a magnificent job they have done.

Having gotten my stained glass fix for the day, we wandered to the Hoe – a green space on the edge of the harbor – and along the waterfront itself. It had turned into another lovely day:  high 60’s, sunny and breezy (as opposed toimage1 blustery). But we needed to find our new home so we were off to Maidencomb.  We sped along some fairly decent A roads until we needed to turn off and face another set of frighteningly narrow and twisty lanes.  We eventually found the flat up an unmarked road which looked like an opening in a hedge but once we got to the house at the top of the lane, we were rewarded with very friendly “landlords”, an adorable house dog, and a view that is nothing short of spectacular.

Another hour or so spent finding our way around the coast and stopping at the shop for supplies and we were ready to have another gourmet (read: heated up ready meals with some fresh veg) meal with a bottle of beaujolais overlooking the spectacular view.

Today’s numbers:

  • Miles covered: ~175 miles
  • MPG:  48 – best so far
  • Beach towns cruised through: 7
  • Steps: 14, 370 (6.7 miles)