Day 15: A short post – good byes and hellos

We packed up the flat and headed round to Tom and Una’s to say our goodbyes for this year.  Gran was pretty perky and we had a wee early birthday celebration as she turns 81 on Saturday.  Then we hit the road to head west to visit my family.

A short stop in Ayr for some lunch at the Wee Windaes and then on to Barassie to begin the weekend with Kathleen and Stephen and family.  We sat in the scorching sunshine and had a lovely barbeque – even though Stephen had to track down more gas for the grill mid-stream. There was much laughter and a fair amount of beer and wine consumed.

Steps: less than 10K so not worth mentioning.

 

Day 15: Hangovers, tattoos, and charity shops

So today started as most days after a night at Gilbert and Jenny’s:  Frank and I were slightly dehydrated and unable to bend over without getting dizzy.  Par for the course… But at least we could sleep in a bit because the first order of business wasn’t scheduled until 10am:  Gillian was getting her first tattoo.  She’s been pestering me to get one since she was 16 and I kept insisting that she would be perfectly within her rights to get one when she was 18.  So in April she turned 18 and today she went to the Top Mark tattoo shop in Stirling and got this tattooed on her right hip:Gillian's tattoo textI’d post a picture of the actual ink but it’s kinda messy right now.  It’s a Gaelic phrase that translates to “live and learn” – or at least that’s what she thinks.  If it doesn’t, please don’t tell her.

We spent half an hour while Darryl worked on her hip and I chatted with one of the other tattoo artists who happened to be from outside Salinas, California. He and his wife have lived in Scotland for the last 8 years as she was finishing her schooling:  getting a PhD in English literature.  Yes, I think I have found a more oddly matched couple profession wise than me and Frank.  We thought we were unusual being the mechanic-PhD economist couple.  We think the tattoo artist-PhD in English literature couple might just have us beat!

Half and hour and no major complaints later, she was being bandaged up (with cling wrap!) and given after care instructions which included recommendations for specific lotions and creams – including using Bepanthen twice a day for three days.  In the US, it might be marketed as Desitin.  Yes, Gillian gets to treat her new tattoo with nappy cream!  (That was the best laugh of the morning for me!)

Then we stopped at the Bluebell Tea Room for a hot chocolate, coffee and gluten free cakes (Victoria sponge and a brownie – both excellent) while Frank and Duncan ran errands for my mother-in-law.  We then met up with our niece Amy and hit the town!  Of all the places we had rummaged through the rummagable, we hadn’t done so in our own back yard so we hit all the British Heart Foundation, Red Cross, Oxfam, Shelter, PSDA shops we could find.  We were pretty successful and came away with more books, a wooly jumper, a flannel and a few other odds and sods.

Then lunch at the City Walls pub – which is a neat place actually built into the city wall of Stirling with a lovely roof terrace where we could eat our bar lunch in the screaming sunshine.  Scotland has outdone itself again with beautiful sunny skies and temperatures in the high 70’s and low 80’s.  Gammon steaks, steak pie, Chicken Balmoral and chicken tikka – typical Scottish pub food – were on the menu for us today.

Then back to the shops.  Gillian has also been looking for a messenger bag – a very particular messenger bag which to me looks like a airline bag from the 1970’s but she is quite keen on.  We saw many versions in leather in Italy for upwards of 100 euros but that was out of her price range.  We saw a sporty, non-leather version in Schuh for 45 pounds which was much more up her alley and so another purchase procured.  Even Duncan enjoyed some success, purchasing his first pair of Doc Martin’s.  This brings the ‘trips to Europe where Duncan has bought shoes’ count to three straight.  (Cue Imelda Marcos joke.)

We decided to complete the day with a quick trip to the only charity shop in Bridge of Allan – they are generally too posh for such things – and found that even the cheap stuff in a posh town tends to be posh.  We ran into Jean and Jimmy on the high street and got a chance to say cheerio as we’ll be off to Troon tomorrow.  They recommended one last stop:  a charity shop in Dunblane so we made one last run and procured even more books before heading back home.

The rest of the afternoon was spent packing and doing wash as tomorrow we vacate this lovely flat and head to the west coast for more family visits:  with my family this time. I see more wine drinking and world problem solving discussions in my future… but first we have to figure out how to get all this stuff into our cases.  That took the better part of an hour and half a bottle of wine to manage.  Then off to a quiet dinner just the four of us before a final visit with Tom and Una and Gran.

Steps: 16, 877 or 7.27 miles

Number of papers with Andy Murray on the front page: 0 (but we did get to see the gold post box in Dunblane!)

Day 14: Heading east

Another morning with no set schedule so I was up and out for a run early while Frank helped run some errands with Una for his mom.  Then it was bacon rolls all around and we were out for the morning visit to Gran.

Once we had popped round to check in, we headed east under cloudy skies with fairly cool temperatures.  This was the Scottish weather we had planned for! We headed to Falkirk to continue the quest for Gillian’s jumpers.  We must have hit 6 or 8 charity shops (thrift stores in the US) looking for donated wooly things but with no luck.  My quest for books that I can’t get at home was much more successful.  Wandered into the Waterstones on the high street and they not only had the Camilla Lackberg book I was looking for – the next one in the series – but they also had the most recently translated one still in hardcover that I thought wasn’t going to be available in English anywhere until the fall.  Score!

I bought both and then we wandered into the charity shop 4 doors down the road and what to do I see on the shelf:  the paperback book I JUST BOUGHT for full price in the book shop!  So I bought the second hand one for 2 pound and returned the new one that I paid 8 quid for to the book shop.  The difference was enough for a bottle of wine!

Then a light lunch at a tea room where I got a jacket potato with Coronation Chicken, Gillian got a chicken and mango chutney wrap – Frank got the panini version – and Duncan got a haggis and cheese toastie with sweet chili sauce.  He insists that it was delicious and I was glad I had an excuse not to have a taste.  Eew.

Then off for some history.  By the time we were finished with lunch, the sun had broken through the clouds and it looked like another lovely, albeit cooler, day was on tap. Today’s destination was Linlithgow palace where Mary Queen of Scots (and many other Stewarts) were born and lived.  The palace dates back to the 12 century and although a ruin now, it is a very well preserved ruin.  We arrived on a day when there were junior tour guides in from the local school and we dIMG_9343id a short tour with two young lassies (around 12 or 14) in period dress who pointed out some of the features of the palace.  Like the fact that the fireplace in the great hall is the largest in Scotland.  Very well done and very interesting.  A climb up Margaret’s Bower gave some beautiful views of the the loch and the surrounding countryside.  Frank even made it up the tower for a wee peek and then headed back down to terra firma.

Because no outing is complete without some stained glass, we popped into St. Michael’s church next door to the palace which is now a parish church for the Church of Scotland but was once the royal church for the palace.  Dating back nearly as long as the palace, it is a lovely place, also very well maintained, with some amazing stained glass windows in the east transept.  They certainly don’t date back to 1242 when the building was consecrated (more like 1992) but they are stunning nevertheless.

So our history lesson more or less complete, we continued east to IMG_9364South Queensferry, a lovely wee town just to the south of the Firth of Forth with stunning views of the Firth and both the road and rail bridges.  It was time for a treat so we got some ice cream from a local shop – Duncan’s was Malteser flavored and Frank had Irn Bru sorbet! – and had a little wander around.

Then it was back for the afternoon visit to Gran before our evening out in Cambusbarron at Gilbert and Jenny’s house.  This time we didn’t even pretend that we would be in a fit state to drive home and we walked the 1.5 miles from the flat.  It was lovely as always to see them and hear about their holiday in Turkey and how Gilbert dislocated his shoulder – not something anyone wants to do in Turkey I would think.  Chinese was the take away of the night – it still amazes me how much ethnic cuisine differs across areas.  Frank and Gillian had a dish that was called Kung Pao chicken and yet it was nothing like what we would get at home ordering the same dish.  I got a version of sweet and sour chicken that didn’t have the meat breaded.  It was very tasty but again, nothing like what we get at home:  much more tomato flavor to the sauce and actual tomatoes in the dish with the chicken. But they do have one thing here that we don’t and should:  prawn crackers! I’m sure they are incredibly bad for you but oh so tasty!  They went well with the food and all the wine and beer that was consumed.  As Gilbert had to work on Thursday, we took our leave and walked back to the flat, arriving just before midnight.

Steps:  15, 590 or 6.71 miles (much of which was up and down tower steps in the palace)

Number of days Andy Murray is on the front page: 4ish.  He only made it to the tabloid papers today.  The other papers were screaming about the heatwave.  Apparently, the rail lines around Edinburgh got too hot yesterday for the trains to run so they had to pack folks onto buses.  The headline on the Herald says: “Scotland swelters in 84 degree temperatures”!!!!

Day 13: Whiskey, Waterfalls, and Weather

No rest for the wicked today:  it’s distillery tour day and we need to be up and out sharpish if we’re going to get to Speyside and the Cardhu or Cragganmore distilleries today.  Everyone is up and bathed and we are out of the flat by 7:40 and on the road north.  We stopped in Pitlochry for breakfast and realized that we still had 2 more hours to go.  By which time, we could spend 3 hours visiting and then back in the car for 3ish hours back.  Suddenly Speyside whisDSCN1387keys  lost their appeal.  Quick change of plans and a new route typed into Posh Margaret (as we now call the GPS in the hire car) and 35 minutes later we are in Dalwhinnie, the highest inhabited village in Britain (at 350ish meters) with the coldest average temperature (year round average 6 degrees Celcius).  And home to the Dalwhinnie distillery.

We joined the 11 am tour and were guided through the “medium sized” operations (2.2 million liters produced each year) by an excellent tour guide.  Even though we have been to several distilleries in the past (this is at least our 6th), we learned things that we hadn’t heard before which was nice.  And most importantly…. drum roll please… I actually liked the whiskey!  After dozens of attempts, I have found a whiskey that I actually find palatable – enough so that I even finished Gillian’s dram!  It’s very light and sweet and not like something Frank would drink.  So he didn’t buy it – or at least not the standard 15 year old since we can get it at home.  He did buy the distiller’s edition which goes through a secondary aging in sherry casks which changes the character completely.  He also bought a bottle of the Cragganmore Distiller’s Edition (since they are owned by the same conglomerate) which is stronger than I care for as well.  I sense a plan here….

We spent some time having a mini picnic in the sunshine on the distillery grounds (jam rolls and crisps) before deciding on our next stop.  Since we knew we were duFalls of Bruare back in Stirling for 6 o’clock, we decided to stay somewhat local and headed for Bruar Falls which is on the nearby Blair Atholl estate. It was starting to get really warm out so we traded in our jeans for lighter weight clothes and headed up the trail to the falls.  It was a lovely walk and I would have been very happy to have done the whole 2 mile loop but the Perthshire flies apparently love Gillian so we couldn’t stay as long as we might have wanted.

Back to Pitlochry for a bar lunch and another wander through woolen mill shops to no avail.  Then onto Aberfeldy, just because it was there but it didn’t hold any interest for us so we started down the very narrow track, which I can’t believeFalls of Dochart is an A road, along the side of Loch Tay to Killin.  One of my favorite villages in Stirlingshire, it sits at the base of Loch Tay and is home to the Falls of Dochart. We have photos of the kids playing in the falls when they were much younger and we didn’t spend much time here but did wanted to stop for a bit to cool off.

Because it was bloody hot today!  I mean like Washington DC or Italy hot!  Apparently Strathallan in Perthshire (very close to where we were ) hit 29 degrees Celcius – or 84 degrees Fahrenheit – and was the hottest place in Scotland.  For some reason 29 in Scotland seemed far hotter than 29 in Italy.  We were melting, and apparently so was the rest of the country.  We saw people outside in various states of undress and everyone seemed to be eating ice cream.  Scottish dairies must be loving this!

We sped back to town (windows down of course – I refuse to use AC in Scotland!) in time for a large family gathering at Tom and Una’s including a visit from Auntie Jean.  Another copious quantity of Indian take away was consumed before we headed out for the evening. Tomorrow, we have no agenda so maybe I’ll get a run in before we do nothing of significance.

Steps taken: 11, 405 or about 5 miles (20 times that spent in the car)

Number of days in a row Andy Murray has been on the front page of most papers: 3

(In case you wanted to experience his win as Duncan and Gillian did, here’s a sound clip of the noise in the Tappit Hen.)

Day 12: Shopping for jumpers in a heatwave

(and other interesting tales)

This morning started cloudy and cool and for a while we thought the imported heat we brought from Italy had moved on.  Frank and I walked down to the shop to get the paper just in case something besides Wimbeldon happened yesterday.  Apparently not:  of the 14 daily papers (yes, that says fourteen) in the shop, every one had the same basic photo of Andy kissing the trophy with headlines touting the victory and calling for his knighthood.  If Egypt actually imploded yesterday, we wouldn’t have found out about it from today’s papers.

A quick breakfast (rolls with sausage and/or egg) and some showers followed.  Before we headed out, we got a quick visit from our landlord Anne who lives in the house above us.  In case I haven’t described the Laurels in much detail, it’s basically a granny flat fitted out in the basement of a big house.  The proprieter lives upstairs in the main house and we finally got to meet her as she was away for most the weekend.  As we have nothing but good things to say about the accommodation, it was a quick and friendly visit and then we were off to see Frank’s mum.

Helen was very chipper this morning and in good spirits so we had another lovely visit and a quick cup of tea thanks to my niece Amy.  We then headed into town to take care of errands.  First, we had to stop in the tattoo shop so Gillian could talk to the tattoo artist and book her appointment.  Yup, that’s what she’s using her birthday money for.  And she’s 18.  And I’ll be there with the anticeptic wipes and kleenex when it’s done and she realizes it hurts.  {sigh} More fun for me was a stop in Waterstones to get books I can’t get at home.  I scored one Camila Lackberg book that’s translated into English but not yet in the US plus a new Dawn French and Sue Townsend book.  Thank goodness for the empty case we brought with us. We’re going to need it…..

After the trip to Callander today.  Even though we were just there on Saturday with Gran, she wasn’t up for a wander around so we didn’t visit any of the shops.  Today, though, Gillian had a mission:  cheap wool jumpers to take with her to Vermont in the fall.  There are woolen mill shops galore in Callander for us to explore – after some lunch.  We had a lovely bar lunch at the Riverside Inn, mostly because they have a beer garden that overlooks the River Teith.  DSCN1724By the time we were done with lunch, we were sweltering.  Yesterday was officially the hottest day of the year in Britain – until today I’m certain.  We were wearing jeans and T-shirts but the sun was scorching and we were melting.  Which made the idea of going into shops to try on wool clothing a little absurd.  But we did.  Or Gillian did.  In several shops.  And though there aren’t as many outlet shops as I remember and they don’t seem to have quite the great deals that I recall, we did get two very nice lambswool Vnecks for 17 pounds each.  So the winter wardrobe collection has begun.

The final stop was to be Bridge of Allan for two very important items.  First, we noticed yesterday that the window of the butcher (which was shut on Sunday) was advertising gluten free square sausage.  Woo hoo!  Normally I can’t eat it because it’s made with rusks but we hurried back from Callander to get some for my morning roll tomorrow.  Only to find that they shut early on a Monday…. 😦

Oh well, on the the art gallery next door where we had seen a painting by Frank’s pal Allison Young (remember the old girlfriend we met in M&S?) and it was one that was small enough that we can easily get it home.  So we scored on the art but not on the sausage which I’m sure I can live with.  Then we headed back to the flat for a wee while as I had to take a conference call.  Yes, I know I am on holiday but apparently Congressional stupidity doesn’t take a vacation so there was a little work to be done.

Then back to Bridge of Allan for the best treat of the day:  Gluten free fish and chips!  The Allanwater Cafe does all gluten free fish on Mondays.  They change the oil in the fryers on Sunday night so all the fish is done in GF batter on Monday.  I was in heaven, greasy, salty, heaven.  Still couldn’t have any vinegar as all they have her is malt vinegar (and trust me, I have looked *everywhere* for regular distilled or spirit vinegar as they call it here and it is not to be found.) but that’s okay.  I have to confess that Paulino’s on the Glasgow Road does much nicer chips but I can only get the chicken supper there so being able to have fish was quite a treat!  We got takeout and sat at a picnic table by the Allan Water and enjoyed our supper.

Then home again – but not for long.  The long days here are driving Frank mad and he can’t abide sitting in the flat when it’s still light out (which it is until well after 10pm) so we wandered into town for a drink at No. 2 Baker Street where they have a nice selection of cask ales – and Duncan is keen to try as many as he can!  Just a wee Martini and lemonade for me and Gillian and it really is time to head home – even if it is still light out.  Tomorrow is going to be a long day:  we head north to find whiskey!

Steps: 17, 840 or 7.68 miles (but I need to get more in or run more cuz the clothes are feeling a tad snug!)

Day 11: It’s a braw day in (and for) Scotland

It took a little while to get moving this morning after the hilarity of last night.  I was up far earlier than I would have liked and after Frank got up, we headed into town to get fresh morning rolls and the papers.  Of course we forgot it was Sunday and most of the bakers were shut so we headed to the new Waitrose superstore and got fresh rolls (regular and GF).

Then it was time to raise the offspring – the smell of bacon grilling for bacon rolls helped.  We managed to get them up and out in time to head out for their big event of the day:  heading into Dunblane to watch Andy Murray, the city’s native son, vie for the Wimbledon title and a chance to be the first Brit in 76 years to do so. When cousin Nikki first suggested the outing, Duncan and Gillian were a bit dubious that spending a Sunday afternoon in a pub watching tennis would be a worthwhile endeavor but they were game for a laugh.  They had no idea how big Wimbledon is in Britain and how big Andy Murray is in Scotland.  There are posters in shop windows all over town with “C’mon Andy” printed in big letters. So they got to the Tappit Hen in time to get ready for the match.

And what a match it was. Although today’s weather was absolutely fabulous – sunny and upper 70’s to 80 – there was a huge conflict in the nation between enjoying the rays and watching the tennis. Frank and I spent a bit of time with his mum getting her sorted in  her flat before having a nap and then wandered into town for some lunch and to see what choices people were making. We spent as much time in the gorgeous weather before giving in and heading to Tom and Una’s to watch the match.  They’d brought Frank’s mum over as well and we all sat an stared at the screen, completely enthralled with the play.  I confess that I have never been much of a tennis fan but I couldn’t keep my eyes off the telly.  Even in our small group, as the time passed we became more and more excited that Andy could actually do it.

And then he did. Duncan and Gillian tell me that the atmosphere was electric in Dunblane, with free drinks in the pub and partying in the street.Even in out small group, where were screams and a few folks near to tears.  We were having our Sunday tea with the family and it happened to be ready during the last set and no one wanted to sit at the table and miss any of the match – so we had our roast chicken and veg on trays while the excitement grew until the match was won.

The excitement was too much for Frank’s mum so she was off to sleep and Tom was off to work (back shift this week -ugh) so we headed out to Bridge of Allan to get some ice cream and enjoy the beautiful weather by the Allan Water before popping in to visit more relatives while waiting for the offspring to finish their celebrating and come home.  Once they did, we had a quick drink with Jim and Therese before they headed out to their holiday in Portugal.

Then back to the flat with some carry out for Duncan and Gillian and it’s into the bath for me.  A glass of wine, a lavender kiss from Lush and my book and I was in heaven.  Follow it up with a couple of episodes of Father Ted and it was nearly a perfect day.

Steps: 16, 189 or 7 miles.

Screams:  more than I could count.

Day 10: Sunshine and serendipity (and Elvis)

Even though last night was not a late night (by most Cannon family gathering standards), we decided to make today a mellow day of rest.  Some of us were actually able to sleep in – I was not one of them and found myself wide awake at 7 am.  So I puttered around trying to decide how to spend some quality alone time without waking the rest of the family and I came up with only one option:  run!

So I broke out my running shoes and gear, so neglected in Italy, tried to revive my Garmin and headed out into the beautifully sunny morning. Yes, I said sunny when talking about Scotland.  I headed straight through town, garnering looks from the folks headed to work on a Saturday morning.  Down past the Raploch and over the Stirling Bridge to the Causewayhead roundabout.  The Garmin took 7 minutes for the satellites to find me then died shortly after the turn around so I have to guess at both time and distance (5 miles at about 45 minutes – probably less but that’s a safe bet).  I stopped at the Spar for the butter we forgot when shopping yesterday then popped into the bakers for half a dozen morning rolls for the family. I got back to find Frank trying to suss out the coffee maker while the “kids” still slept.

Frank and I  had a lovely breakfast on our own (roll with sausage and egg for him, toast with jam and yoghourt with fruit and muesli for me) and then decided to head into town and let them sleep.  We wandered around the town stopping at the chemists for a few items as well as the news agent’s for a paper.  We noted all the things that had changed in the town both since I was a student there 25+ years ago and over the visits we’ve made since then.  We chatted about people we’ve known and those we’d like to see again while we are here.  Frank recently reconnected with an old girlfriend on Facebook  and was hoping to see her while we were here; she’s quite an accomplished landscape artist and I was eager to meet her. We also tried to figure out whose phone number we still had and who we’d jut have to pop in on.

As it was getting close to lunchtime, we decided to pick up a few things at the Marks & Spencer food hall so we could have lunch while the offspring were having breakfast.  While wandering the aisles deciding on a salad, Frank leaned over and whispered to me, “ I think that’s Allison” – referring to the old girlfriend we had been discussing earlier. He was hesitant to approach her as he hadn’t seen her in more than 25 years and he didn’t want to look like an idiot.  I, on the other hand, have no problem with him looking like an idiot and encouraged him to take a chance.  Which he did, and it was her.  So they had an interesting reunion in the checkout line at Marks and Sparks.  What are the chances?

We aroused the sleeping beasts, made them bathe and everyone enjoyed the appropriate home cooked meal.  Then off to visit Gran.  She seemed to be having a good day today so we decided to take advantage of the beautiful weather and go for a drive.  We piled everyone in the car and headed for Callandar – along with most of the rest of Scotland. Gran was not up for a wander about town so we got ice cream and then headed home via a different route through the Trossachs.  We then made a pit stop to visit the other branch of the Cannon family as Tom is currently working night shifts and we wanted to catch him before he headed out to work.  We had a lovely visit with Tom, Una, Nikki, Amy and Ross and after the obligatory cup of tea, headed home since Gran was worn out.

A brief respite at the flat (where the wifi is spotty at best unfortunately) and then we headed out to cabaret night at McQ’s, the local pub where Jim tends bar.  And what a spectacle that turned out to be!  First the three course meal (served by my niece Leah who also works at the pub)  with a few pints of cider.  Then Johnny Lee Memphis, Elvis impersonator, took the stage.  What a howl!  He’s from Tullibody not Tennessee and had the obligatory sequined jumpsuit on.  He actually looked more like John Stamos than Elvis but there you go.  He sang half a dozen less popular Elvis songs before taking a short break and returning with a new outfit and some dancers.  Holy Vegas Strip Batman! The dancers were decked out in beads and feathers and didn’t seem to know precisely what was going on.  Eventually we got to some of the more famous Elvis songs as well as Tina Turner and a few other artists.  The room was filled with  (mostly) middle aged women and couples – Duncan and Gillian lowered the mean age by a good 20 years – but everyone seemed to be having a great laugh.

The capper for the evening was when Jim got up to do a dance routine with two other lads from the audience (one who looked like a Hobbit in an Elvis wig!) and was even coaxed into “singing” a bit.  I can’t remember the last time I laughed so hard – I actually howled! We eventually called it a night and headed up the road to Jim and Therese’s house where we waited for a taxi to take us back to the flat.  Unfortunately, the wifi still wasn’t working which is why this post is late.

Steps: 12, 922 or 5.6 miles

(Plus the 5 miles I ran this morning but the family doesn’t get to take credit for it.)

 

Day 9: Arrivederci Italia!

Today was a dreaded transition day.  Alarm goes off at 6:30 so we can be up and bathed and fed and out by 8:30 and off to the airport.  Check.  Then we return the rental car and have to try to convince the Hertz agent that the dent was there when we picked it up (it was) and we have photos to prove it (we did) but we were told that next time we should ask one of the rental agents to make anote of it on the paperwork. I’ll be interested to see what the outcome is because something similar happened with a rental car we got in Vermot earlier this year where we tried to get the rental agent to come and make notes about the damage and he told us it was “all in the computer” yet we recently got a letter from ‘Avis asking for details on the accident we were in….

Once in the terminal, we faced the dreaded baggage Nazis of Ryan Air.  I paid (lots) for each of us to get 20 kilos of checked luggage and last night was a frenzy of trying to get all the cases to be equally heavy and we were crossing lots of fingers that we would be under the limit.  My case clocked in at 19.6 kilos.  Whew!  Then after that, the gate agent piled all the cases on the scale at once and didn’t seem to be even remotely interested in how much things weighed.  Grrr.  I could have gotten at least 2 more bottles of wine in the cases if I hadn’t been so worried about the weight!

Then it was lots of “hurry up and wait.” Bergamo airport is pretty small for an international airport so there wasn’t much to do and we had lots of time to do it.  Luckily, we had reserved seats (which I paid extra for) in the exit rows so we didn’t have to rush unto the plane to get the “good” seats – Ryan Air is like Southwest but with fewer rules and crabbier passengers.  The flight was a bit late but pretty uneventful and we landed in Scotland just past noon.

Where we managed to be last out of passport control since we had to fill out landing cards that the airline didn’t make available in advance.  Ours were the last cases left on the carousel, which of course makes it easier to find them, and we were the last ones to the rental car counter.  So more than an hour after touchdown, we were finally ready to load the cases into the Volvo rental and be on our way.

Except for the part where the cases wouldn’t fit.  Not even two of them.  Between the size of the cases and the odd design of the Volvo’s trunks, we were going nowhere with this car.  Thirty minutes and 200 extra pounds later, we were off with a brand new Ford Mondeo estate car with plenty of room for everything.  It was now getting pretty late in the afternoon so we stopped for a quick bar lunch on the road and then headed straight for our new digs.

The flat is lovely – two bedrooms, two baths, fully fitted kitchen, separate front room, washer and dryer, wifi, etc, etc.  And in the safest neighborhood around – across from the Stirling police station!  We got unloaded and then headed out to see the family.  We hung out at Jim and Therese’s house with my mother-in-law watching Wimbledon for a while – Andy Murray was playing so we had to watch – before taking a short break to do some grocery shopping.  I’m not sure how we managed to spend 100 quid on snacks and stuff for breakfast but there you go!

Then back to Murrayfield Terrace for drinks and a bountiful Indian takeaway feast – with more drinks.  We stayed until it started to get dark – half past 10 at night – and then started the walk home.  We got back to the flat about 30 minutes later and it still wasn’t completely dark!  We are certainly farther north than we were in Italy.

But we are home.  In a land where we speak the language (sort of and with funny accents), understand the food and the culture, and have family to spend time with.  It feels good to be a little more settled even if we need a completely different wardrobe for the rest of the trip:  it was around 30 Celsius most days in Italy and the high in Scotland today was 18!  But it didn’t rain… yet.

Steps: 12, 915 or 5.55 miles

Nuns:  0 but we weren’t really looking

Day 8: And Bergamo throws a party!

No alarms today as it is our last full day in Italy and there is no where we need to be at any particular time.  Of course I’m up first after a fitful night sleep where I had bad dreams all night about not having our boarding passes and having to pay Ryan Air 70 euros EACH to reprint them when the plane ticket cost that much.  It didn’t help that I awoke to an email reminding me that we hadn’t yet checked in and, oh by the way, don’t forget about the outrageous fee if you don’t do it in time….

So the family slowly came to consciousness as I messed around on the computer trying to find somewhere to print the PDF of the boarding passes I created when I did the online check in.  Frank and Gillian managed to use all the hot water – so Duncan and I claim first showers tomorrow! – and breakfast was an entertaining affair as people rotated between the shower and the table.  Duncan even figured out how to work the electric cooktop that had no instructions and brewed some “coffee” in the weird Italian percolator. (He liked it but it was a tad to thick for my taste.)  Eventually we were all bathed and fed and we headed out to enjoy our last full day of Italy.

Which started at the internet cafe around the corner from the apartment so I could print of the stupid boarding passes and be done with it! Now I’ll be able to sleep tonight!  We walked downtown to catch the funicular railway to the old city.  We then walked through the old town to get to the second funicular to get to the highest point in the city: the Castello de San Viglio.  The castle itself isn’t much to speak of but the views were stunning! If it wasn’t so hazy, I would swear we could see from Venice to Milan.  I know we could see the Swiss alps as they are big honking mountains and hard to hide even in the haze.

Once we’d had our fill of the view, we opted to walk back down to the old city and begin exploring in earnest. It was interesting being in yet another walled city after the day in San Gimignano so we could do a comparison between the two.  Bergamo is larger and less quaint  and seems to be more of a living city.  There were plenty of shops and restaurants but it seemed like just as many of them catered to the locals as the tourists.  The kitschy souvenir shops were few and far between and there were butchers and even a yarn store (which I kept myself from entering as I have to worry about suitcase space for the evil airline tomorrow!) After a fair amount of walking (we hit our 10K steps by 12:30 – a new record) and getting oriented in the town, we started to look for somewhere to lunch. 

I had gotten several recommendations from folks but we found a funky little cafe (sculptures of hands holding tomatoes coming out of the walls) with GF items marked on the menu so we were set.  I had a polenta cake stuffed with cheese and covered with crushed tomatoes and a truffle cream sauce.  It was unlike anything I have ever had before and completely delicious.  Gillian had grilled tuna and Duncan and Frank opted for the 2 course lunch special.  Both had the zuchinni and salmon risotto for their secondi piatti but Duncan had chicken salad to start and Frank had the tomato soup.  A bottle of lovely white wine went well with the entire meal and I even opted for desert since they had merengues with cream and passion fruit sauce.  I even got to eat my first fresh passion fruit – heavenly!

Then to get some culture.  We hiked around to the Rocca, an old fort and garden that, again, had spectacular views.  We stopped at the Museo Storico, a local history museum that would probably have been spectacular if there was any other language posted but Italian!  For each section of the museum, there was a separate paper flyer explaining the history and the artifacts for that section.  In Italian.  There was an English version available at the front desk but you’d need to get one of each of the 25 or so flyers to be able to follow along.  Not a very green endeavor and we were not impressed.

Then off to the Ex Convento di San Francesco – no nuns but supposedly now a museum.  But not really.  There was one corridor and a room of paintings (all explained in Italian only) and then what looked like a bar or function room.  That was it.  Thumbs down there as well.

So we started on the churches.  There are ten within the walls of the old city alone and my family isn’t that patient!  I think we covered 3 or 4.  One, dedicated to Saint Agnes, was under restoration and they had an excellent display explaining what the issues were, how they were being fixed and how the funds for it were being raised.  In multiple languages.  Very interesting and very well done.  We made a small donation to the cause.

We also visited the Cathedral which was very impressive. The foundation dates back to the 5th century with more building in the early 9th and most of the current structure from the 13th century.  The paintings were very impressive, as was the dome, and the bishops crypt was incredible:  constructed in the early 20th century in a very plain style and every bishop since 1900 is entombed there including the most recently deceased who passed away in 2009.  The best part of the tour, IMHO, was the archeological museum underneath the cathedral which showed what they found during some of the restoration work including parts of the original foundation, some of a Roman road, and artifacts from the 12th and 13th centuries.  Really interesting stuff!

And last but not least, en route to our daily gelato, we stumbled into the Basilica di Sana Maria Maggiore which looks like a big stone lump with some lions outside and is incredibly beautiful with gilt trim and ancient tapestries inside.   The lady chapel was particularly spectacular so that’s where mom’s candle for today got lit.

By now we were starting to drag so we found the chosen frozen food and then started walking down to the new town. We were supposed to meet our landlady at 7 to make payment and such since we were heading out early – earlier than I expected too!  I thought our flight left at noon.  It *lands* at noon and leaves here at 10:45 so it will be an early start for everyone tomorrow.

We spent some time letting the legs recuperate – and lightening the wine load for the evil baggage Nazis of Ryan Air tomorrow – before ignoring, yet again, everyone’s recommendations and setting out for a place that has a 3 page menu of gluten free pizza options.  Yes, my family loves me. 

We got to Byron’s restaurant 

a little early (just before 8) and thank goodness we did.  It filled up quickly and, yet again, we were the only people of the 50+ in the place who were speaking English.  So, yet again, we got the only English speaking waiter even though the menu was only in Italian. For me, the “senza glutine” customer, I got my cutlery delivered in a paper bag, a separate plate of GF bread and a GF beer.  Then, the pizzas.  Yum! Mine had mozzarella, cherry tomatoes, zucchini and shrimp. Gillian opted for the basic margherita, Frank’s was ham and mushrooms, and Duncan still isn’t sure what he ordered but he says it was awesome.  He thinks there was speck (type of meat), mozzarella, red cabbage, tomatoes and Gorgonzola. None of us needed to finish our pizzas yet we did anyway!

Then came the interesting walk home.  We had seen signs for some summer festival in the old town earlier and later on it looked like some stands were being set up  but we were completely unprepared for the street party we stumbled into!  Every major street in the Imagedowntown area was shut off and there were picnic tables and bars set up in the streets.  Every third or fourth shop had a DJ out front – the streets were closed, but the shops were open.  We got some microbrews and sangria and wandered the streets dancing to covers of 80’s music and watching Italian’s line dancing in the street.  This was no tourist attraction: the city of Bergamo has about 120,000 residents and they were all in the streets tonight and they brought their friends.  It was an amazing thing to be part of.  I’d like to think they were sending us off in style, so I’ll stick to that story and try not to complain when my alarm goes off at zero dark thirty in the morning.

Steps: 30,700 (most of them walking downhill or dancing in the street) or 13.25 miles

Nuns: 1 (which is odd given the number of churches we were in today)

Day 7: Scorpions, pink risotto, and other surprises

Well today was one for the books.  Managed to get the family up, bathed, packed and fed in time to head out of Florence by 10am.   On our way out of the hotel room, an “adorable” little scorpion scurried out from behind the refrigerator.  It was no more than an inch or so long but it was still a FRICKIN SCORPION! It was definitely time to say Arreviderchi Firenze! 

We headed north on the autostrade toward Milan and took a slight detour north of Bologna to the lovely little town of Marenello – home to the Ferrari museum.  We spent an hour (and at least 2 GB of photos) wandering through a very nicely laid out tribute to the legendary automobile.  Frank was thrilled by pretty much everything in the museum, except the prices in the gift shop, but my favorite part was the “Ferrari in the movies” exhibit where they had a continuous reel of snippets of every scene in every movie that contained a shot of a Ferrari – including Ferris Bueller and Cars!  Very fun!

Once Frank had his fill – and filled the memory card on his camera! – we were off to grab some lunch.  We found a swanky little bistro place that looked like I could find something on the menu.  I mentioned the magic words of “senze glutine” when asking about the “riso with ham and red chicory” and the waiter looked seriously at me for a minute and then said “si” and took everyone else’s order.  It was clear that we were no longer in a major tourist area as we were the only one’s in the place speaking English and were apparently assigned the only waiter in the place that spoke English.  He was great though – checking back in with me after a few minutes to let me know that it would take an extra ten minutes for my meal as they were taking care to make sure it was “senza glutine”.  Then we all got appetizers – I got a plate of prosciutto and everyone else got a slice of an egg and cheese quiche thing with some salad and pickled tomatoes.  I’m assuming that this is what the 2 euro per person “cover charge” was for – although we’ve been in many places this trip which charged such things without any freebies.  And when my meal came, it was fabulous!  I think that the “red chicory” was raddichio and there certainly was ham in the dish but I was suprised that what I got was pink risotto!  Ere squisto!

Then came the long haul – 2.5 hours up the autostrade to Venice before heading west to Bergamo.  We pulled into town about 4:30 and tried to find the B&B I had booked.  It took some doing and when we got there, the owner launched into a detailed apology about how she didn’t have a room for us anymore because people who had booked a double showed up with four in the party and took our room for four but she has an apartment downtown that we can use and she’ll show us on her scooter and pay for our parking and can we just please wait for five minutes while she gets her helmet and she’s very sorry. (Inhale deeply now.)

So it turns our our hotel room wasn’t there and we followed her through the maze of city streets to a nondescript, but somewhat graffiti covered, building closer to the center of town.  Instead of a hotel room for four, we have a spacious efficiency apartment with a full kitchen and two double beds.  She showed Frank where to park and she’s going to deduct the 15 euros per day parking fee from our bill.  The apartment is bright and clean but not air conditioned and the whole building looks like it isn’t quite done being renovated yet.  But we’ll look at this as an adventure and see what happens from here!

Our “landlord” Elena tried to explain several details to us about where to go in town and how to work things in the apartment but we were not doing a very good job communicating.  When I turned to Duncan to find out how to say something in Italian (because I knew he had been reading up on it), she asked if he spoke more Italian than I did.  I mentioned that he actually spoke Spanish and she then launched into detailed Spanish and conversed with Duncan about all the details that she was having trouble explaining in English.  (Insert stupid monolingual American joke here… sigh.)

All our details taken care of, we headed out to explore the town.  As it was now getting late, and well past gelato time, we started walking and got our frozen treat – best gelato we’ve had in Italy yet – as we explored the “new town” which is different from the “old town” by several hundred years and several hundred feet!  The old city of Bergamo sits atop a hill and is most easily accessed by funicular – which we opted not to take tonight choosing to walk up to one of the gates instead. 

And walk up we did.  And up.  And then up some more!  Eventually we got to a place where we could enter the old city but decided to save that for tomorrow so we headed back down, (and down, and down, etc.) and finally hit our 10K steps just after 7pm.  Then off to scout for dinner.  After coming from Rome and Florence where you can’t walk 20 paces without tripping over a ristourante, this place was quite a challenge.  We saw many a caffe and pizzeria but they weren’t really good options for GF offerings. A quick check of Trip Advisor revealed that we were a few blocks away from a highly rated trattatoria specializing in sea food.  The Trattoria Camozzi da Claudio is a small place where, again, we were the only ones speaking English and had to tax our Italian (and the waiter’s English) but they were patient, understood “senza glutine” and brought us a great meal with a lovely bottle of wine for a very reasonable price.  I had tuna and grilled vegetables, Duncan the sea bass with asparagus and prawn, Gillian the monster ziti with spicy tomato sauce and olives, and Frank the Italian version of flank steak.  Again, this restaurant charged the 2 euro per person cover charge but tonight we got glasses of prosecco to have with our bruschetta, none of which appeared on our bill. 

We are now pleasantly stuffed and settling into our new accomodations.  Tomorrow we’ll explore the old town, which apparently has a fort and more churches than you can shake a stick at, and prepare for our transition  to Scotland on Friday.  The most important item on the agenda tomorrow is to find somewhere to print our boarding passes as we are flying the evil Ryan Air who already sent us an ominous email indicating that bad things would happen if we showed up at the airport without boarding passes.

Step count: 16,159 or 7 miles (most of which was up and down hills after 5pm tonight.)

Nun count: 0.  They must not like Ferraris.Image